America, Americans, big business, corporation, healthcare, insurance, non-profit, profit
In opinion, politics on October 2, 2009 at 2:34 pm

The time for the ”open source” insurance company has come. With big business squarely against public choice, the American people need to band together and create our own behemoth insurance company. The difference: any profit lowers our premiums. Let’s pull the rug out from under Big Insurance, Unions and Senate shills and Corporate Machines who are stacking the cards against us. Let’s short-circuit the status quo. Let’s start a movement for real change from the ground up and create our own Universal Health Care System. If you agree with this idea please help get the ball rolling by contacting your favorite media outlets and start spreading the word any way you can. – AE Whisman
911, Administration, Bush, Chenney, obama, president, Safety
In comedy, entertainment, opinion, politics on September 12, 2009 at 9:09 am

As of 8:46 EST Friday President Obama had officially kept Americans safer longer than The Bush Administration. Several Southern Politicians held impromptu rallys railing against the President. “How dare this Black President keep us safer longer than President Bush. It’s blatant racism!” screamed one GOP Senator who wished to remain anonymous. Several GOP politicians used the occasion to teabag themselves and random strangers in Airport restrooms. Dick Cheney could not be reached for a comment, but has made recent comments to the effect that it doesn’t matter how long President Obama keeps us safe because he grades on style. “He’s just not a badass.” The former VP reportedly told several of his freinds ” Never was and never will be.”
bigots, healthcare, idiots, obama, president, southern, white
In comedy, entertainment, gossip, opinion on September 12, 2009 at 8:51 am

White Southern males of the BOS party (formerly the GOP, currently the Bigots Of the South) continued their riotous opposition of President Obama’s Healthcare press, yelling, kicking and screaming “How DARE that Socialist Yankee “N” word fix healthcare!”, drool pooling beneath their slack-jawed mouths, eyes bulging and faces red as their hairy necks. Personally I think internment camps for these goofballs is the best idea ever conceived; unfortunately such a plan is not actually on the table, except in their own paranoid little minds. But I can dream.